The Best Of My Life!

The most significant and unmistakably the best "thing" in my life, happened in 1988...

What else do you want me to say?

Oh! There are a million things I'd like you to say!

Even though your standards are so absurdly low.

Even though you make the same stupid mistake repeatedly.

Even though you are so quick to plunge in the worse possible direction.

Even though you have no interest in growing except sideways.

Even though you were put together on some Frankenstein table.

Even though you destroy with the next hand what you have been constructing with the first.

Even though you are so internationally blind it is painful.

Even though you are as selfish as it is humanly achievable.

Even though your soul are your clothes.

And I could type infinite more insults here...

What about if you said: "Will you marry me?"

Do you get what I mean?

all i will get is

all i want is

all i need is

Dear Santa...

All I want for Christmas are His two front teeth!

His two front teeth!

His two front teeth!...

i am convinced

I am convinced we live on a planet of "impersonal persons"! No matter what can be argued about there being no such word in English as "impersonal", I am still sure that there is an over-population of these persons....

LOL