V.I.P.

It is clear. I am no monkey, though I do admire the survival skills of my primates! And their quirky gracefulness and playfulness.... In the jungle I come from, having "jinga" is a sign of necessary elegance. How else are you expected to swing from branch to branch without being totally clumsy ?! Yet eating bananas with silverware is considered indeed an exaggeration! Even though it is a habit cultivated in some royal houses I have visited, it is definitely a habit we do not encourage in bananaland. I know I am not a tree-dweller, because I am seriously considering the fact that I need to buy a car to survive on asphalt! ...what I mean is: bridges do not make good roofs in replacement of "real" houses. It is inevitable that humans have to pay rent or mortgages. Even when forclosures are the only exit. We do have choice. All of us...