The whole dilemma must be due to the fact that I am fluent in four different languages, not to boast, but to explain my eternal desperation to always have dictionaries handy! (Some nasty being even once described my status as being "illiterate in four different languages", but we'll just ignore him, won't we?...in the end, he did go bonkers!)
I have no wish to be published. Honestly. Doesn't that spare me of something?
The only thing that makes me really m-a-d, is when my first name gets mis-spelt!!! UGH!