no clown!

"Twas brillig, and the slithy toves. Did gyre and gimble in the wabe?" asked Jabberwocky. But the truth is, we might never know! Anyway, I have always had an intense relationship with my hair... Recently, I've been wearing it dyed. It has been red-browner, instead of the original brown-black shade. Last time I did it...it got... quite orange!!! I l-o-v-e it....but I've been having to tell people who are shocked at the "strong" effect, that I went to the movies to watch "Alice in Wonderland", and cannot explain why or how I came out looking as I do...