...things are NOT
PINK and NEVER a secret!
(Rules of Engagement of Promiscuity in the Nations Capital)
N lies in bed, turning, tumbling and impatiently sexting, because the recipe with M has worked for over a year and a half - it is encouraged, but rarely delivered! Meanwhile, D files for divorce, because of unplanned financial intentions! In turn, C understands deeply all the rules of putting fire out, feet first! But Big B is the Best: no Bang for no Buck! L is a Monumental Mess worth of sight-seeing (remember: this IS The Capital). QI went up the hill, theoretically to fetch a pale of water... but never came back! ZB was obsessive only about having a child to pet! PN attempted an invasion, again an unsuccessful story! Now, MMK was a serial dater, currently repented of the career and checking for new options before it's too late! And SGF apparently got SS working again and is looking for a chance, after profound denial! MFU always insistently played on the mistaken field of the blade! Though only RSH really knew the game expertly!.....Ooops! Diplomatically speaking, that was in another country!
Technically, they can all kiss my ass for freedom of speech! I will just shut the f**k up!
If the above account were given to Alanis Morissette, she would probably write lovely lyrics out of it! ...Wait: maybe better Lady Gaga!!
(Written by a sad and under-payed Escort Girl!)
